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distraction! temptation!

damn, did not do any work tday, except completing my speech.
feel kinda restless.
played mahjong for awhile. damn keep losing tday! im not gonna play anymore! no luck.

studying tnight i hope!

PS: theresa go study la! dont always go shopping la!
: wendy, better study hard for your maths. must pass! goodluck tmr! <3

its fake. yes, im too gullible to believe what you said is true. you dont deserve it.
天涯何处无芳草，何必单恋一支花

-edited- 0830pm

found this email from dad.
jokes about ahbengs. ;DDD

Ah Beng calls the telephone operator:
Ah Beng: 'Could you please tell me the time difference betweenSingapore and New York ?'
Operator: 'Just a minute...'
Ah Beng: 'Thank you.'
Ah Beng got his answer and cut off the line.

At a bar in New York ,
the man sat next to Ah Beng told the bartender,'JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE.'
and his companion said, 'JACK DANIELS,SINGLE.'
The bartender turned to Ah Beng and asked,
'AND YOU, SIR?'
Ah Beng replied: 'Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED.'

After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite sometime,
Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
'It took me only 5 MONTHS to do it,' Ah Beng said.
'FIVE MONTHS? Why did you take so long.' the friend asked.
Ah Beng replied, 'No, it is not long at all, look at the box, it says it isfor 4 to 7 years'.

Ah Beng took part in the Singapore Manhunt Competition. During the Q&A segment, the host asks, 'Name a drink that begins with theletter 'G'.'
The crowd shouts, 'Gin! Gin!'.
Others exclaim, 'No, its Grape Juice!'
Another smart aleck yells, 'Alamak, Gatorade!'
Host : 'Quiet please.'
Ah Beng laughs hysterically like a hyena before replying, 'C'mon man, Idon't need their help? I got more original answer.
My answer is 'Gu ni!' (milk in Hokkien)

Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered,
' I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring lor-
but instead of picking up the phone,
I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear. So Kena lor!'
'Oh Dear!' the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. 'But, what happened to theother ear?'
Ah Beng: 'That stupid fellow called back again loh!

the end-